I Shoot People Funny Novelty Humor 11oz White Ceramic Glass Coffee
Nothing extra at checkout or on delivery. FedEx delivery $45, free over $800.
11 fl oz glazed ceramic mug printed with "I Shoot People".
Estimated delivery 5–10 business days to the US if ordered today.
Overview
An 11 fl oz white glazed ceramic mug printed with the line “I Shoot People” - a novelty coffee mug that makes the point before its owner has had a chance to wake up.
About this mug
It is the kind of mug that gets bought as a joke gift and then ends up being the one used every morning. It is a straightforward, full-size coffee mug with a comfortable C-shaped handle.
Size and capacity
It holds 11 fl oz (about 325 ml) when filled to the brim. That is the standard coffee-mug size - one normal cup of coffee or tea with enough headroom to walk it across a room. Capacities are quoted brim-full, so the comfortable drinking volume is roughly an ounce less.
Material: glazed ceramic
- Easy to keep clean - every glazed surface is non-porous, so coffee and tea rinse away instead of soaking in.
- Solid in the hand - an opaque body with enough wall thickness to feel steady on a desk.
- Heat - holds heat moderately well; warming the mug with hot water first keeps a drink hotter for longer.
Care and use
- Dishwasher: glazed ceramic generally tolerates a dishwasher. Printed, painted or decorated designs keep their colour longest on the top rack or when washed by hand.
- Microwave: plain glazed ceramic is generally microwave-safe. Never microwave any mug with gold, silver or other metallic paint.
- Avoid thermal shock: do not pour boiling water into a mug taken straight from a cold cupboard or fridge - warm it under the hot tap first. Sudden temperature changes, not age, are what crack ceramics.
- Stains: a paste of bicarbonate of soda and a little water lifts tea and coffee rings without scratching the glaze. Avoid abrasive scourers.
What is in the box
- 1 mug
- Manufacturer's packaging, packed in a protective outer carton for FedEx
Good to know
- Colour: product photographs are supplied by the manufacturer; colours can look slightly different depending on your screen.
Manufacturer and authenticity
This item comes from a housewares manufacturer that does not print a brand name on the product or its packaging, so there is no maker name to quote - and we do not present it as a LuvMuggs own-brand product either.
Stock is checked against the GTIN / UPC 0680243965467 when it arrives at our Kwai Chung warehouse, so the item you receive matches this listing. You can look that barcode up independently. How we source and check our stock.
Specifications
As supplied by the manufacturer. Where a figure is not published we say so rather than estimate it.
- Manufacturer
- Unbranded (no maker name on the item or packaging)
- Material
- Glazed ceramic
- Capacity
- 11 fl oz (about 325 ml), brim-full
- Colour
- White
- Printed slogan
- I Shoot People
- Condition
- New, in the manufacturer's packaging
- GTIN / UPC
- 0680243965467
- LuvMuggs SKU
- LM-0680243965467
- Shop category
- Glass Mugs
Shipping & import duty
Every order is packed in our own warehouse in Kwai Chung, Hong Kong and carried by FedEx to addresses in the United States.
- Delivery cost
- $45 per orderFree when the goods total reaches $800
- Import duty
- Included in the price10% duty and customs handling — nothing to pay on delivery
- Carrier
- FedEx onlyOne tracked service, no paid upgrade to choose
- Ships from
- Kwai Chung, Hong KongOur own stock — no drop-shipping
- Destinations
- United States only50 states, DC and US territories served by FedEx
- Tracking
- Emailed at dispatchCan take up to 24 hours to start updating
- Business days are Monday to Friday, excluding public holidays, and are counted from when payment clears.
- If an order is going to miss the 5–10 business day window, we email you before the tracking page does.
- Address wrong? Email support@luvmuggs.com straight away — it can be corrected free until the FedEx label is printed.
- A parcel returned to us as undeliverable is refunded in full once it is back at the warehouse.
Returns & refunds
30 days from the date FedEx records delivery. Returns are arranged by email so nothing goes missing on the way back.
| Reason for the return | Who pays return postage | What you get back |
|---|---|---|
| Changed your mind | You do — we recommend a tracked service | The full price of the returned item |
| Arrived damaged or faulty | We do — often you keep the item | A replacement or a full refund, your choice |
| Not what you ordered | We do, with a prepaid label | The correct item or a full refund |
- Damaged in transit: email a photo of the item and the outer box within 7 days of delivery.
- Items must be unused — not drunk from, washed or personalised — and in the manufacturer’s packaging.
- Not returnable: personalised items, products marked “final sale”, and gift cards.
- PayPal refunds usually show within 24 hours; card refunds take a further 3–5 business days at your bank.
Payment & security
Pay with any of the methods below. Every payment is taken on the provider’s own encrypted page.
- Card numbers are entered on the processor’s page and never reach LuvMuggs.
- Prices and charges are in US dollars; the full amount is taken when you place the order.
- Your statement will show LUVMUGGS.
Questions about this item
The ones we are asked most. Anything else: support@luvmuggs.com or +1 949-407-8573.
When will it arrive?
We pack orders within 3 business days of payment clearing, and FedEx then takes 2–7 business days, so most orders arrive 5–10 business days after you order. A FedEx tracking number is emailed as soon as the label is scanned.
Will I have to pay anything when it is delivered?
No. The 10% import duty and customs handling is already included in the $42.85 price, so there is no duty line at checkout and nothing for FedEx to collect at the door.
How much is delivery?
$45 per order, whatever the size of the order, and free once the goods total reaches $800. It is one flat charge, not per item.
Can I return it if I change my mind?
Yes, within 30 days of the delivery date, as long as it is unused and in its original packaging. Email support@luvmuggs.com for a return authorisation number first; return postage for a change of mind is paid by you, and there is no restocking fee.
What happens if it arrives broken?
Email a photo of the damage and the outer box within 7 days of delivery. We send a replacement or a full refund — whichever you prefer — and you pay nothing. In most cases we do not ask for the broken item back.
Who makes this item?
It comes from a housewares manufacturer that does not print a brand name on the product or its packaging. We identify it by its GTIN (0680243965467), and we do not sell it as a LuvMuggs own-brand product.
Do you ship outside the United States?
No. We deliver to the 50 US states, the District of Columbia and US territories served by FedEx only.
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